Hello, my name is Jess. I post a lot of miscellaneous things. I'm 19 going on 1,000. My s.o. Is wwenches and I'm sort of hopelessly smitten with them. I hope to be a folklore/mythology researcher because how cool would that be, right? If I ever post anything that offends you that needs a trigger tagged, please let me know. I'm pretty chill and will do my best to fix it. Have a question, comment, or concern? Just want to say "hi"? Go right ahead and click on the ask box~
Fair warning, I post about wwenches a lot because like damn I've got it bad.
People who drink milk gross me tf out
*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge
don’t tell me representation isn’t important
What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:
Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?
have u ever fuckin heard of a double date